GM: You should use your fringe to cover your eye like that emo girl!(referring to his sergeant's gf's picture)
HL: Not long enough lah!
GM: Oyea hor! Why your fringe never grow one arh?
HL: I CUT IT ONE LA!!! HAHHAHAHAH!
GM: Oh I think army has made me stupid

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GM and I were in his room and I was trying to push him off the chair by using both arms to push one of his arm with his elbow locked.

His mum happened to pass by and pop her head into the room and gave us this o.O dafuq look.

GM's mum: 你们在做什么？
GM: 她想把我推倒！

- 3 seconds pause -

GM's mum: Eh 你不要欺负女孩子哦！
GM: *nani-fied*
HL: HAHAHAHAHA!
GM: Why everyone think I bully you one T.T
HL: YOU DO WHAT! HAHAHAHA!

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We were eating at the kopitiam one day.

HL: Urmrumbrummeurm
GM: What you talking about! Don't eat with your mouth full!!
HL: *blink blink*
GM: Omg what was I saying, retard already! Why you never correct me?!
HL: Cause I understood what you meant and I couldn't reply with my mouth full!!

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On the phone call while he's in camp

GM: What are the other public holidays in May other day Labour Day and Deepavali arh? Help me check!
HL: Wapiangeh no need check la when it comes it comes and it'll be a surprise!
GM: Woa you can become encik already what you say really make people point middle finger sia!
HL: Serious what that's how I lived my schooling days! Like when tomorrow it's a public holiday I'll be like OOH YAY I didn't know that before!!
GM: Hahaha okay okay! Woa damn sian leh other company got more welfare than us sia! That _____ coy got so much more admin time than us!
HL: Eh don't compare la! Just live your life!
GM: Woaseh really you can be my encik le! That's what he says too sia! Eh go sign on la! Who knows later you can make it to OCS too! Too up le you too up.

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(this is ripped from a facebook chat)

HL: I told you already what, Sunny is the niece of the boss
GM: LOLOLOL I see, cannot make it seriously her (sorry to Sunny fans out there!!)
HL: HAHA I can is it? JOKE
GM: Of course! Hilary can be solo artiste, no need band one
HL: =.= okay can, then the only fan is Guan Ming =.=
GM: No la, got a lot one confirm. You hold concert 2 minute sold out.
HL: =.=

(yes there's no end to this guy's imagination)

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This happened just a few hours ago at dinner.

GM: Eh look at the camera!
HL: *stares at it while chewing on food* What you doing you wanna insta is it?
GM: Yea I'm gonna insta this!
HL: NOOOO WALAO I look so cui take again!
GM: Okay smileeeee!! Okay never mind it's so weird to have a picture of someone smiling with her half-eaten food, just eat like how you normally do.
HL: *eats*
GM: Okay done! *instagrams picture* I tell you my instagram plans! First is a dim sum review. We will eat at dimsum restaurants and them give a thumbs up or down in front of the restaurant and take a picture of it!!
HL: Ermm but now we don't really eat at expensive dimsum restaurants leh! All hawker centre dimsum now.
GM: Okay the other one is The Diary of Hilary. I take random pictures of you and caption it.
HL: WTP you think your followers very interested in my life meh??
GM: Okay then it'll be The Diary of Guan Ming instead! (:
HL: *facepalm*


(I just realised this is my 400th blogpost of this blog hehe)